Of course, we all love Spock, as much as logic dictates we can. But, we must all be quite aware, that in a parallel universe, sits the most evil Vulcan know to mankind. And how do we know he's evil? The Goatee. Is there anything more evil than facial hair? What makes a beard turn evil? Cutting its check lines, and letting it live all by itself, hanging on for dear life from the most sinister, yet unemotional chin.

Goatees Are Evil is available for Spocks in small to double-x and for Saaviks in small to x-large. As with all Orange Alexander shirts, Goatees Are Evil is hand-printed under the watchful yet evil army of goatee'd Vulcans.

Wanna be evil too, but in a different color? That's fine. We promise not to tell on you to evil Spock. Simply contact us and we'll help you Live Long and Prosper.

And yes, we realize, thanks to all the politically correct Trekkies out there that Spock officially sports a Vandyke. Wikipedia begs to differ. But frankly, saying Vandykes are Evil just is not all that funny.