'Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closers only. Do you think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch & Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Levene? You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?'

Coffee is for Closers is available for salesmen in small to double-x and for saleswomen in small to x-large. As with all Orange Alexander shirts, Coffee is for Closers is hand-printed by the shitty salesmen of Rio Rancho Estates, while they bitch about the leads.