The stunning dark side has finally come to pass. Get your hands on this highly requested version of true Wii-based impalement. The rich, hand-printed two-color design is set against an evil, devious black background.

Wii Death Dark is available from small to double x for men, and small to x large for women. WARNING: Beware of imitators. They are out there, making inferior copies of the now famous Wii Death Shirt. Don't settle for a knock-off, when the real thing is an orange Alexander.